By order of the Second Continental Congress of the Thirteen Colonies Attending, by a vote of 8 to 4 (with one abstention):
Whereas, the fourth day of July is often remembered as the signing of the Declaration of Independence — when in fact the document was only adopted on that day and signed by various members of this legislature over the following weeks, but that’s just getting nitpicky, isn’t it?
Whereas, Sons of Liberty, the roleplaying game of Freedom and Badassery, is already in its second printing, which means there are over 100 copies of the damn game out there,
Whereas, many patriots therefore have both a three-day weekend and a copy of the game,
Whereas, some patriots might even wish to play a roleplaying game with their families, who they may be with on the aforementioned weekend, and are looking for a short, punchy, immediately-fun game that can be played in as little as two hours,
Whereas, other patriots may need a “palate cleanser” and an excuse to shout and laugh with friends after the family formalities have been dispensed with,
Whereas, heck, some patriots might like both,
Whereas, the movie Hancock will only take a few hours of one’s time that weekend, even if one sees it over and over like John is planning, the gloating little bastard,
Whereas, on July 4th, 1776, America pretty much invented democracy, right? Right?
Whereas, in Sam Adam’s words, “If D&D can do it, why the bloody hell can’t we?”
Resolved, that the first weekend of July shall be considered “International Americans Kicking Ass Day” and shall be celebrated across the nation and by patriots abroad by playing Sons of Liberty,
Resolved, that patriots may post Actual Plays to fora of their choice to further celebrate and spread the revolution.
Signed,
John Hancock